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SEX for FOOD??

October 22nd 2006 07:28
Day Forty-Nine

I am only three kilos away from my pre babies weight now! I weigh 88.8kgs and am feeling great. Although I must admit yesterday was terrible, I spent the whole day thinking about food and even stole some chocolate bullets from my Mum’s house. I suppose dieting is just like being an alcoholic, there are good days and bad days. I am lucky I am not an alcoholic because I would be off my head right now.

In the past I have been quite obsessive about food, on the bad days I have been, somewhat psychotic. For example I have (and am ashamed to admit it) done sexual favours for my husband in order for him to go to the shops and get me treats. I have even been so desperate that I once had sex with him for a snack size Bounty bar!!!! What a psycho!!!!!!! I am lucky we are not rich, otherwise I would probably be much fatter, and my husband would be smiling from ear to ear!


If you haven’t yet worked out how obsessed I am with food, you should now be convinced. Just remember I do not recommend bargaining sex for food……………… if you can’t be bothered going to the shops then you are already too fat………you can do without it ……………………. Stop Eating!!!!!

I now have two and a half weeks to lose four kilos, I know this is a little unrealistic so I am not going to go crazy. Instead I will up the exercise and be more diligent with my food intake. I will not eat hot chips for seven days (I hope). Today I tried on a top, which a few months ago I could not have worn in public, this morning it fitted. OK it was a little tight and not quite flattering, but I am determined to look great in it at the concert. I can’t wait!


exert from "Good Friends Bring Salad" available at www.redhen.com.au and most Aussie and NZ book stores.
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